I want to chat a bit about the scheduling of fuck. And I do mean fuck… so maybe what I should say is the scheduling of fucking. Let’s face it – it’s not just for old married couples anymore.
First a disclaimer, I love it when clients make an appt to chat me up. I tend to live by a schedule and I particularly enjoy it when a customer gives me the opportunity to change my schedule to accomodate them. This sounds wierd… let me explain. As you all should know I live alone and I work as a phone sex operator. It is the only job I currently have. So other than hitting the gym and getting my homework done – it is what I do. Now, I’m obviously not sitting by the phone every moment of the day. Like other sexy hot young things I have a life and that life consists of fun stuff like hitting the spa, shopping and catching drinks with friends. However, I LOVE this job and so am ALWAYS happy to accomodate your schedule. And thankfully since I have no other restraints to my schedule I can do that. So, if you always wake up with a huge hard on but haven’t caught me – schedule a sexy wake up call. Or, you want to start your evening right but I don’t log in till 7pm EST… shoot me an e-mail on your lunch hour and I will be by the phone for a 5pm appt.
Now back to the scheduling of fuck. Do you think fucking needs to be spontaneous? One of the steamy things I have in my schedule is the few fuck buddies that I keep. They are all young, strapping men with huge cocks that love to satisfy me as much as I enjoy showing them what I do in the bedroom. Yet, as you can imagine there is a bit of juggling that happens. For one, as noted above - my clients take priority. So if a client wants a particular slot (pun very intended) then I will forfeit a fuck during that time. Of course my little fuck buddies are happy to wait their turn as they should and come over when called. And personally, I much more prefer a good scheduled fuck. Spontenaity might be the cat’s pajamas with married couples but for this single lady … I like to be prepared. Just like a good call, I like the candles lit, the incense burning and my best panties on.
Wow, that was a bit of a tirade. The bottom line is this – EVERY DAY is Hump Day in my house… but that doesn’t mean I like random visitors. Heck, if I have a fuck buddy drop by randomly not only could I be fucking someone else… but worse, I could have a client on the phone! Talk about a misdirect! lol
So for those of you that are on my side of this debate – that spontaneity is not the spice of life – KUDOS to you! I’m not OCD or anything, I just like a good ole fashioned planned fucking.
Of course… once I am logged in though… anything goes. So if you have listened to my ramblings this long why don’t you pick up that phone and let’s get some super steamy erotic fun going! And remember, if you are tied to a desk – try sexytexting.com … the super naughty way you can get your rocks off straight from your desk!
Kisses,
Empress Holly
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The auction is now long over, however, I continue to follow and read with honor your blog. Spur of the moment does have it’s place, however having a schedule to follow is also important like a road map to a destination. I will contunue to follow your blog and yes, I too will have on my best panties.
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So glad to hear it Steph! And congrats on your Weekly Hot Spot prize!!
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